Hi guys, I'm the good looking witty one. Not to be confused with the hairy drunk one!!........................lol

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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I reckon hairy must be busy, haven't seen him around for ages!

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hairy's in love Boss...., found a gal who can match him bottle for bottle.

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Is that possible? I thought only you could do that...lol

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OI!!! cheeky **%£?/?.:**

I gave up drinkin'.......... briefly

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Extremely briefly you ole tart!!!

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At least we haven't seen the 'cracker' jokes!

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You just had to mention it didn't yer Boss.............................

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aaawwww, have ya missed 'em then?


What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis!

What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.

What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle

What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out it's head first

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrrrr!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream !

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime !

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Doing nothing is very hard to do.......you never know when you've finished

I don't suppose you have a holiday coming up have yer?

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