Visiting a friend, a music professor was
impressed to hear beautiful piano music
coming from within. He was astounded when he
entered and saw it was a large black tom cat
at the keyboard.
"Taught himself." said his friend proudly.
"That's amazing!" said the professor.
"He composed that particular piece, himself."
his friend said.
"Astounding!" said the professor."Have you
thought of having it orchestrated?"
The cat suddenly dived out through the window
and hasn't been seen since.
