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Old 07-31-2008, 08:50 AM
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Musical Cat

Visiting a friend, a music professor was
impressed to hear beautiful piano music
coming from within. He was astounded when he
entered and saw it was a large black tom cat
at the keyboard.

"Taught himself." said his friend proudly.

"That's amazing!" said the professor.

"He composed that particular piece, himself."
his friend said.

"Astounding!" said the professor."Have you
thought of having it orchestrated?"

The cat suddenly dived out through the window
and hasn't been seen since.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:43 PM
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here Kitty Kitty
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:48 AM
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Good oneeeeeeeeee. Just had one of mine (gin gin) shaved all over...................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:10 PM
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No wonder some animals don't like going to the vets, poor things
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:20 AM
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well, being ancient and not able to snip his lumps etc..had no choice.....and he totally hates vets.....................
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