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Old 07-01-2008, 09:31 PM
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You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.


Weird Facts

Ketchup Cures All Ailments


Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

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In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.


The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:50 AM
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I eat every kind of food,and...I don`t look,where is how much calories,cause...they are not problems for me
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illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant in Michigan...... that so funny, guess folks will have to take the alligator into the shops then.. lol
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Re: Funny Fact Strange but True

a few more strange facts

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue


There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open

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In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.


In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
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A man and woman are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a few drinks, the man turns to the woman and asks why she looks so down.

“My husband just left me,” she says. “He thinks I’m too kinky in bed.”

“What a coincidence! My wife just left me,” the man replies. “She said I was too kinky for her!”

Ten minutes later, back at her place, the woman says, “Let me slip into something more comfortable,” and she goes into the bathroom to change into a leather dominatrix outfit. But when she returns, the man is walking out the door.

“Where are you going?” she asks. “Didn’t you want to have kinky sex?”

“Well,” he says. “I just screwed your dog and **** in your purse. I’m done!”
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