A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
To hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby
Well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
Asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much
Will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
Need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to
her Husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
House?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
Dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're
Finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
Two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
Her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'  | 
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