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Old 06-22-2008, 08:52 AM
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Smile tongue twisters, try these out.lol


A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!



How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood


If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? tongue.gif

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought??
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:13 PM
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Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.


Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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Old 06-24-2008, 09:10 AM
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Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

can u remember the 1 re
sea shells on the sea shore
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Smile Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

here ya are marfbum.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:04 AM
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Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

not only my tongue was twisted, also my head!
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:31 PM
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Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

I have trouble talking normally.. lol
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Re: tongue twisters, try these out.lol

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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Old 08-23-2008, 02:13 PM
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point of this sentence was lost in about 6th word
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Old 08-31-2008, 04:47 AM
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Nope..no good...I can't do tongue twisters without sounding and looking a complete idiot!!!

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Old 09-03-2008, 10:43 AM
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hiya - happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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