There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!

Once,the policeman stopped car,cause driver wasn`t driving straight,on the road,but left side-right side style!!!
And driver-driver was blind,really!And drunked!!!But he has very good reflexions at same time

I love this joke and there are a few variations of it. Thanks for brightening my day!

lol razzler

Few months ago there was a blind man driving also, he was stopped by the police because his headlights wasnt switched on, and he said that if I cant see why I need the lights
after checking the police understanded that this guy is nuts, he had driven for 4 years without licence because noone gives licence to blind man :P

lol siku
only just got around to reading these again