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Old 10-24-2007, 01:55 PM
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Idiot Chicken Farmer

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

"But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
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lol.good 1 doggy
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Re: Idiot Chicken Farmer

Soon chickens will be disdinct(dont know if I wrote it right) if that idiot will continue trying
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