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Old 09-24-2007, 01:59 AM
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Question Who to lead?

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.












Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
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Old 09-29-2007, 06:03 AM
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Re: Who to lead?

Candidate C....
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Re: Who to lead?

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Candidate C....
Oh you're just saying that!!
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Re: Who to lead?

I would vote:
He was kicked out of office twice
and consults with astrologists
and some of the things from third...

but I would never say C
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:18 AM
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Re: Who to lead?

O r of course you could vote for someone who sidestepped military call up, thinks his golf swing more important than world crises and who ignores warnings of plans to fly planes into the biggest buildings in New York
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