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Old 09-18-2007, 09:35 AM
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Blonde's Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes
for free!

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps,determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the levee and there, standing waist deep in the murky bayou water,
shotgun in hand is the blonde.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto
the slimy bank of the swamp.

Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, She shouts
out,

"DAMN ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:14 AM
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Re: Blonde's Alligator Shoes

that one was good, Im also a blond but not in such a way
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