WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't know.....it never happened)

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumor

One for the ladies...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirtSeconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'Whatsetting do I use on the washing machine?''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; AndPatience for his moods.Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN