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Old 09-05-2007, 04:05 PM
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A Blonde......

A blonde goes into a fabric store.
The salesman asks, "Can I help you miss?"
"I'd like to buy some material to make curtains, something in pink."
"Of course, miss," answers the clerk, "How many meters do you need?"
"Oh, about 20 inches by 20 inches," says the blonde.
The clerk looks puzzled. "What is this curtain for, if I may ask?"
"Oh, well, I got a new computer and it needs curtains," says the blonde.
The clerk raises his eyebrows. "Why on Earth would you need curtains on your computer?!"
The blonde rolls her eyes. "Well, DUH, I have windows
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lol.good 1 doggy
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Re: A Blonde......

its good that my blond doesnt make such an appearance
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